Sperm Vases – For His Pleasure Only!

On September 6, 2020 Antonis Alexandridis, a contestant on “Big Brother Greece” said that he needs to “find a woman every night to empty his… packet, otherwise there’s gonna be rape”. This is dedicated to him and everyone else who thinks like him. For Greek speaking audiences this would be a collection of “σπερματοδοχεία”. Tagline: … More Sperm Vases – For His Pleasure Only!

All Warren’s Women

My topical submission for this year’s NBC late night workshop. I’m posting this in September after the cohort of 2020 has been announced. But I’m dating the post back in April when I wrote it, because the world has changed tremendously since. Which was also one of the themes of this piece. How we had … More All Warren’s Women

Pete Buttigieg Insists: “No, Mike Bloomberg Did Not Pay Me Off To Drop Out Before Super Tuesday!”

Hello friends and haters (aka Bernie fans). As you’ve probably already heard, I decided to suspend my historical presidential campaign and stick to my mayoral duties for now – until I land the VP nomination. I’m not going to lie; I feel deeply saddened it has come to this. If America wanted to disassociate itself … More Pete Buttigieg Insists: “No, Mike Bloomberg Did Not Pay Me Off To Drop Out Before Super Tuesday!”